imagination

One day there’s a cow walking down the street. It stops and says hi. I jumped like 20 feet not knowing what to say so I said hi. It said what’s up and I asked it how it was talking to me and it says the same way you’re talking to me. I said but you’re a cow he said so I’m a cow you’re a person we can both talk. I said but you’re not supposed to be able to talk you’re a cow. He says well you’re a person why can’t I talk. I said well aren’t you supposed to moo. He said that’s stereotypical. He then said by the way I’m a fragment of your imagination. He said wake up and I woke up and found myself in this class.

puppy

So I'm driving down the road one day and see a dog walking by its self. So I decide why don't I pick it up and take it home. So I park my car get out and go to pick it up and it starts running. So I chase it and call after it. So the dog runs across the street and I follow it. As I'm running a car hits me. Well I fall down then get up and start chasing the dog again. So now I'm chasing the dog and the car is following me. Then the dog stops and starts peeing on a pole. Since it was a little dog I waited till it was done then picked it up before it could run again. So after I picked him up I was petting him and walking and the car drove up. I wasn’t sure what to say especially when it turned out to be a cop. I said i'm so sorry I was just trying to catch my dog. He said it’s alright I should have been paying more attention. I said o ok and he asked if I was alright. I said yea i’m alright he said ok good. He said that he wanted to make sure because he didn’t want to hurt me and I said thanks. So dropped me off at my car and said you shouldn’t j-walk and then drove off. And then I took my new dog home.

devil

One day I walked down the street. I saw a guy with red hair. I walked up to him and said nice hair. He looked at me and smiled and I said what. He said do you no where I've been. I said no where you have been. He said I've been to hell and back. I looked at him for a moment and I asked how. He said well for one it happened hundreds of years ago and two I was beaten. So now I have come back and I am looking for a new friend. I said well ill be your friend and he said OK. But I saw the weird smile on his face and I asked why you looking at me like that and he said that he's the devil.