
One day there’s a cow walking down the street. It stops and says hi. I jumped like 20 feet not knowing what to say so I said hi. It said what’s up and I asked it how it was talking to me and it says the same way you’re talking to me. I said but you’re a cow he said so I’m a cow you’re a person we can both talk. I said but you’re not supposed to be able to talk you’re a cow. He says well you’re a person why can’t I talk. I said well aren’t you supposed to moo. He said that’s stereotypical. He then said by the way I’m a fragment of your imagination. He said wake up and I woke up and found myself in this class.
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